iPhone SE Review: Everything is Awful, Soon We Die

The Macalope on the inane Gizmodo iPhone SE review by Alex Cranz:

Instead of comparing “phone” sizes, how about comparing the size of the brass balls it takes for a publication that did nothing but nay-say Jobs when he was alive to now chastise Cook for rejecting his legacy. Uncomfortably long and sarcastic golf clap for that. Bra-vo.

Gotta love the Macalope.

Gizmodo’s click-bait article ostensibly about how Apple is out of ideas justifies it with observations like…

While I’m knocking the SE for being proof that Apple is bereft of good ideas, I can’t actually knock the phone’s performance or form factor.

The SE on the other hand, is beautifully practical. It simply disappears.

If you’ve been staring off into the distance singing “Someday my tiny phone will come” then you can stop. This is it. The best phone under 4 inches currently available.

A big whatever.

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